A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

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你们运气真好

2015/03/10
和女友开房,女友:“听说有人会装摄像头或qie听器,好恐怖!”于是仔细查找再三,终于在床底发现一金属扭扣型物品,费了九牛二虎之力弄下来扔窗外,安心一夜。第二天酒店服务员来收拾房间:“你们运气真好,楼下房间昨晚被吊灯砸得半死……”

擦。今天正撸的呢。突然房顶有回落下。我一抬头。吊灯掉了。约炮的人还没到呢。吊灯先到了。啊啊啊真倒霉!原来是你啊
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挤什么挤

2015/02/15
早高峰时段,拥挤的公交车上。忽然一美女冲一个男人大喊:“挤什么挤啊,把人家奶都挤出来了,讨厌!”边说边举起手中的早餐奶,男人不屑的对美女说。“谁挤谁啊,奶出来算啥,我两蛋都被挤碎了。”男人手里托出两个茶叶蛋。
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能拆一对是一对

2015/02/12
今天在饭店吃面,进来了一对情侣,男的坐我旁边,女的坐男的对面。 吃着吃着,女的问男的:老公,情人节去动物园好不好啊。 男的在玩手机,只是嗯了一声,女的好像生气了,用脚踩了他一下。 可是万万没想到,她踩的人是我,那个疼啊,我紧紧的咬住面条,不吭声假装在吃面。 那女的更生气了,于是更加用力踩还转了几圈,我用力握着筷子顶着碗底忍着。 最后那女的生气了,哼了一声摔门而去,男的表现很迷茫,然后骂了句神经病。 待男的走了,我看了我的鞋和脚,上面一个高跟鞋印,虽然脚疼,但是心里乐呵呵的。能拆一对是一对!
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我们一帮新兵全傻了

2015/02/06

新兵军训的时候,有位新兵在挠痒。
教官看到了,就喊那位新兵出来,说:“都说了叫你们做什么事,都要喊报告。”
那位同学弱弱的说了一声:“报告。”
教官说:“没听见大声一点。”
那新兵又说了,教官说:“还是没听见,再说一次”
那新兵一时说滑了嘴,说成了“八嘎”。
顿时我们一帮新兵全傻了!
标签:暴笑

好牛逼的表演

2015/01/15
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为什么要跟男人搞

2015/01/13
我对女朋友说:“其实古代就有同性 恋了,那些远离妻子南征北战的士兵们,生理需求无处发泄,久而久之自然会跟军队里的伙伴搞起来。”“太恶心了,为什么要跟男人搞啊,”她顿了顿,“他们不是还有战马呢吗?”
标签:暴笑

下嫁了

2015/01/09
“听说你前段时间看上一个妹子,追到了没?”
“别提了,下嫁了。”
“下嫁给谁了?”
“钱不够,现在已经卖完下架了。”
“……”
标签:暴笑

帮我打飞机吧

2015/01/06
喜欢一个女汉子已久,有次跟她单独一起时,故意逗她:帮我打飞机吧!她仰头望着天空说:哪有飞机呀?我指指老二说:在这呢!她犹豫了下问:真的要打?我脸红的说:嗯嗯…她瞬间抬起脚朝老二踢过来,我躲闪不及,呜呜…
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手抖得厉害

2014/12/21
三个老人在诉说自己的手抖得厉害。第一个说:我早上帮我孙子剪个平头,结果成了光头。第二个说:我早上起来想修剪一下花草,结果剪没了。第三个说:你们哪有我抖得严重,早上起来,我只不过去小便,结果射了3次…
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