A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

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外卖电话不能让别人知道

2016/04/06

晚上去吃夜宵,其中有一碟炒田螺,吃完后去买单,老板娘多少钱啊,老板娘说一共60,就收你半价吧,我说为啥,老板娘说:你是我见过最会吸螺的人,所以收你半价。后来老板娘还给了我一个手机号码,说是外卖电话,并且不让我告诉别人。为什么外卖电话不能让别人知道?真不懂老板娘怎么想的。

我的身体就一天不如一天了

2016/04/06

以前在小卖部买了一瓶冰红茶,喝了一半,尿满,拿去找老板,你家冰红茶变味了,老板一喝果然是!又给了我一瓶!直到后来,有了营养快线!我的身体就一天不如一天了!

师傅快开开门我下错站了

2016/03/31
公交车上,俩女孩不知何故大骂起来,然后,就动起手你扯我扒的… 竟然全车没人拉架的… 我到站下车,车门刚关上… 听见其中车内一女孩尖叫:你敢扒老娘内裤,老娘给你没完… 我急忙捶着车门喊道:师傅,快开开门,我下错站了!!!

夫妻结婚十年

2016/03/28
一对夫妻结婚十年没有生孩子,于是到不孕不育医院去看病,各项检查后 夫妻:“大夫,结果怎么样?” 医生::“先说男方吧,精子活跃,肯定没问题” 丈夫:“那我妻子呢?” 医生:“这……这……” 丈夫:“这什么呀,医生,快说我妻子的结果” 医生:“你妻子……你妻子的精子也很正常!”

前女友结婚了

2016/03/28
  • 前女友结婚了,在朋友圈晒孩子照片。我手欠,回复个“怎么不像我”。结果她老公认真了,带着孩子做亲子鉴定,想不到真不是她老公的…我现在怎么办,可孩子也不是我的呀 !!!


都怪你昨晚太用力了!

2016/03/27

  和女朋友去西餐厅浪漫一下,吃饭间突然她放了一个屁,虽然不大但是周围的人肯定听见了。我心想这脸丢大了看她怎么收场,谁知道她一脸哀怨的说“都怪你昨晚太用力了,你看吧,我现在都漏气了。”

谎报了年龄

2016/03/26

  七十岁富翁,近日娶妙龄女郎为妻。

  朋友问诀窍,富豪一笑:“我谎报了年龄。”

  朋友:“你说自己只有50岁?”

  富豪:“不,我说我已经90了。”

你是第一个说我有老婆的

2016/03/26

  今天收到一条诈骗短信:“这是你老婆偷偷跟人开房的视频,请点开下面的链接。”

  我一看就哭了,感动地回过去:“哥们,单身很多年,你是第一个说我有老婆的。”

  不一会儿,那边居然回了:“你还是看看吧,没准是你将来的老婆呢。”

我都不知道她能干嘛?

2016/03/26
 

问:小姨子在我家住了半年多了,虽然很养眼,但是特别懒,天天除了吃就是玩游戏,我都不知道她能干嘛?

答:能.......

 


你应该刹车!

2016/03/26

 一位先生去考驾照,口试时,主考官问:“当你看到一只狗和一个人在车前时,你是轧狗还是轧人?”

  他不假思索回答:“当然是轧狗了。”

  主考官摇摇头说:“你下次再来考试吧。”

  他很不服气的问:“我不轧狗,难道轧人吗?”

  主考官大声训斥:“你应该刹车!”

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