A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

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这主人家太不讲理吧

2015/04/20
一在南方工作的朋友给我打电话语气十分忧伤,我一听不对劲啊,便问“怎么了?”
朋友:“我去拜寿,寿星吃长寿面时我和人家聊了句天,就被打了”
我:“这主人家太不讲理吧,你说了啥?”
朋友:“我就说了个事实,说他吃的面在我家乡叫挂面……”
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暴揍留下的疤

2015/04/10
有个常来我家的阿姨总是把我叫成我哥哥的名字,终于有一天,我忍无可忍,大骂了她一顿!“她暴怒了,立马告诉了我爸,到现在我哥脸上还有被我爸暴揍留下的疤。
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1楼2楼3楼的都上来了

2015/03/27
记得上大学的时候,我住四楼。五楼有人泼脏水!当时我就气势汹汹想上去找他算帐。刚走到门口突然灵机一动,打了满满一桶水,顺着墙全倒下去。1楼2楼3楼的都上来了,再组织他们一起去把五楼的家伙揍了一顿。。。
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男人对女人不好的后果

2015/03/21
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他撞的

2015/03/14
今天下了点小雨,路比较湿滑,骑着自行车去上班,突然车轮打滑,左边一个保时捷,右边一个老太太,我想,装着老太太陪点钱就好了,保时捷可赔不起,就装在了老太太身上,旁边围上来了很多人,这时保时捷车主下了看热闹,我刚想赔钱,谁知那个老太太拼命抓住车主,说:“他撞的,他撞的”
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改成他女神的名字

2015/03/10
大学时把室友手机联系人改了,把我的号改成他女神的名字,在被窝发短信逗他玩了半宿。半夜让他打电话陪着聊天,这货大冬天批上外套就去走廊打电话了。。。我们三个笑尿了。你能想象半夜我们三个被他拿晾衣杆追的满屋跑的样子么?
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那你就看呗

2015/03/09
初中那会,有个班花级别的妹子坐我后面。
有天她穿了个超短裙,我一时有些好奇,想假装掉只笔往后看看啥样。
不知道我当时脑抽了还是咋地,直接问那妹子:“今天你的裙子真短,不怕我假装掉只笔偷看吗?”
没想到那妹子回了句:“那你就看呗……”
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帮老公戒酒

2015/03/03
一个爱喝酒的同事,天天喝多了,第二天总是不知道头天发生了什么,媳妇总是跟他吵架,一天,他媳妇想出来一个办法,反正他喝多了打都打不醒,于是大嘴巴抽他,第二天起床洗漱时发现自己脸肿了,问媳妇昨天发生了什么,媳妇说“没事啊,昨天到家就你就躺床上睡了啊,可能过敏了吧”后来一喝多了就抽,过了一段时间,后来单位同事啊,朋友的约他喝酒,他便不敢喝了,说到“不能在喝了,喝完过敏了,脸肿”从此以后戒酒了
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过年没钱的任性

2015/02/19
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