A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

童年趣事_童年怀旧 - 甲丙偶

这个尿点很高

2015/12/15
标签:童年

干嘛还对着我笑

2015/05/03
和女朋友一起出去逛街,看到一个小女孩(四五岁的样子),长的很漂亮很可爱,她看着我,我看着她,于是我就对她笑了笑,没想到她嘟着嘴来了句:你不是已经有女朋友了吗干嘛还对着我笑?
标签:童年

女友的可爱度

2015/04/19
标签:童年

好有爱的小猫咪,怕小主人碰到烤箱烫

2015/04/12
标签:童年

真像咱家闺女

2015/04/10
小时候爸妈工作忙不怎么管我,一直都是爷爷奶奶带着我,幼儿园时有次放学爷爷奶奶有事没能来接我,我就一直在学校等着,趴在学校的大铁门那。这时候天都要黑了,我看到我爸妈散步到这里,我妈指着我对我爸说:“你看这孩子真像咱家闺女!”
标签:童年

老师巨牛B

2015/04/05
初中老师巨牛B,第一次上课拿了一副扑克牌进教室,给每人发一张,并要求每个人记住自己的牌,从此之后他每次上课都带着那副牌,边上课边洗牌,还时不时丢出两张牌道:方块4和梅花J上来做些两道题。”
标签:童年

小子长大必有出积

2015/04/01
标签:童年

打我还揪你毛毛

2015/04/01
去年,我外甥就读幼儿园大班,因顽皮被女老师打了一下屁股,我教育他,下次老师打你就掀她裙子,就在今天老师又打他了,在放学我接他的时候,我看到,我外甥华丽的把老师的裙子掀起来,抓着印有蜡笔小新图案的内内死活不放手,我呆了几秒赶紧冲过去问老师疼不疼,老师哭着跑了,我外甥噘着嘴说叫你打我,再打我我还揪你毛毛。
标签:童年

爷爷 太爱你了

2015/03/31
傍晚陪爷爷散步,见不远处有一美女,忍不住多看了两眼。爷爷转身问:喜欢啊?我笑笑。爷爷:等着。说罢便大步向前。几分钟后我电话响了,传来一道甜美的声音:喂 你好,是xx吗?有位爷爷迷路了 现在在xx公园附近,你快点来吧!
标签:童年

我的老师

2015/03/27
女老师叫小明老爸去一趟学校。到了之后女老师拿出了作文本给他 讲道:昨天布置了一篇作文题目是《我的老师》,你看一下你家孩子的作文。老爸翻开作文只见小明写道:老师长得丑,不怨你,是你爸爸妈妈的问题。老师教的不好,也不怨你,是我们智商太低了。老师没有嫁出去,也不怨你,是这个社会对你没责任。这时老爸赶紧道歉。老师接着讲:下一页写的更好。老爸翻开下一页:我老爸现在单身,现在给你介绍一下我老爸的情况。。。。。
标签:童年
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