A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_rand() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code

Line Number: 222

Backtrace:

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/docproc.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 222
Function: array_rand

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 922
Function: dp_rand_subdir

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 908
Function: preg_replace_callback

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 434
Function: parse_tpl

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 171
Function: echo_content

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/helpers/webarchive.php(2) : eval()'d code(1) : eval()'d code
Line: 139
Function: response_a

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 221
Function: html

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/application/controllers/Welcome.php
Line: 182
Function: _jcrequest

File: /home/www/bappcorev2/ci3bapp.php
Line: 319
Function: require_once

File: /home/www/bapps/bwebv2/public/index.php
Line: 8
Function: require_once

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我还是不吃了

2015/05/03
外甥女摸着自己的肚子说:“舅舅,我还想吃。” 我笑着说:“想吃就吃,你舅妈这手艺一点儿也不比大饭店的差。” 老婆看外甥女这么爱吃,高兴地说:“能吃是好事。” 儿子开口了,道:“等你吃成我妈这样的大胖子,嫁不出去就该愁了。” 老婆听了这个气啊。 外甥女却不以为然地说:“怎么嫁不出去,舅妈不是嫁给舅舅了吗?” “就是。”老婆给外甥女又端了碗饭说,“别听你哥胡说,该吃吃。” 可饭摆在她面前,她犹豫了一下,问:“那我要是吃胖了,是不是只有像舅舅这样的才肯娶啊?要是那样,我还是不吃了。”
标签:幽默

唐僧师徒四人行

2015/04/23
唐僧师徒四人一起去取经,沙僧是个细心的人,一路上照顾师徒四人的饮食起居,这天他在整理大师兄的内裤,发现有个洞,然后就耐心的缝了起来,第二天发现 又有个洞,于是又补了起来,第三天 依旧还是有个洞,正当他拿起针线时,猴哥过来,踹飞了沙僧。妈蛋,把洞缝上,我尾巴搁哪儿哪
标签:幽默

我们分手吧

2015/04/23
女孩:“我们分手吧” 男孩:“分手也行,让我最后一次牵你下手吧! 女孩同意了,男孩笑了笑:“你要是能从我手里挣脱 我就同意分手” 女孩用了好大的力气,从男孩手里挣脱了” 男孩立马转身离去。。。。。。 女孩突然明白了什么,追上男孩就打: “去NM,送我的戒指你特么还撸回去了”
标签:幽默

你觉得我胸大吗

2015/04/21
啪啪啪………完事后! 老婆:老公,你觉得我胸大吗? 老公:嗯!像俩地雷! 老婆:嘿嘿…… 讨厌!人家其实没那么大啦! 老公:嗯!埋土里了!
标签:幽默

姐夫你真是好人啊

2015/04/21
老姐结婚,按我们这边的习俗我作为小舅子要送我姐过门还要在新人家住一晚。晚上安排住处时作难了,因为他们家房间不多,后来姐夫说一句要不你晚上和我妹住一起吧,我一看他小妹,一个标准的大美女,顿时觉得我姐嫁了个好人!!!
标签:幽默

我这个人怎么样

2015/04/20
周末和室友去郊外游玩,我问他:“你觉得我这个人怎么样?” 室友指了指田野里的油菜花。 我说:“你是觉得我很阳光乐观吗?” 室友说:“不,我是说你很黄。
标签:幽默

耽误你一分钟时间

2015/04/19
周末打算和朋友一起出去吃饭、所以想问媳妇要点零花钱!走过去问正在床上玩手机的媳妇:媳妇、能耽误你一分钟时间说点事吗?媳妇看了我一眼就把内裤脱了:快点!
标签:幽默

毕竟我是女的

2015/04/16
晚上酒喝多了,3个人一起睡的,2个男生1个女生。迷迷糊糊快要睡着的时候,感觉床在动,还有啪啪啪的声音。顿时就清醒了。。。怎么办,好害怕,毕竟我是女的。
标签:幽默

蛇精病吃汉堡

2015/04/11
标签:幽默

想更酷的后果

2015/04/10
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